Rihanna Hires Lookalikes? Being Rich Is Awesome.

MSN News – “So Rihanna’s so fly that she has a lookalike model come by your space and you try out different looks on the eyebrows on the model and you send pictures to Rihanna and she decides whether she wants to do it or not!”


This is such a G move!  I love this!  Rihanna hires models that look like her to go to eyebrow salons and has the eyebrow artists try out new designs on the fake Rihannas and they send pics for her approval?!  THAT’S HOW YOU BE RICH!

In Rihanna’s case, she’s super rich.  And if you’re super rich, why take risks?  You’re not going to fuck up my eyebrows.  I’m worth $260 million!  I’ll send you someone that looks like me and then we’ll see what you got.

I’m going to do this if I ever get super rich.  Not with my eyebrows, but with everything else.  I’ll hire lookalikes to go shopping and try on clothes.  I’ll have them go take photos inside of cars I’m thinking about buying so I know which one I look the best in.  If I’m single, I’ll have them dress in a Christmas sweater and pose with different women that want to date me in front of a green screen to see which one I’d look best with on a Christmas card.  I’ll hire lookalikes to try new diets for 8 weeks to see if that diet is going to work for me or not.  This will be awesome!


Of course, the problem is I’m not Rihanna so there are no models that look like me.  But if I’m super rich I’ll hire a team to find dopplegangers on social media and then I’ll double their current salary to be my full-time test dummies.  Some might need a little cosmetic surgery to look more like me but no worries…I’M SUPER RICH!

#TeamFakeTodd will make my life so easy.  I’ll never get anything wrong!  The Fake Todd’s will get it wrong for me.  Listen, if you’re super rich and you aren’t doing shit like this then you’re doing it wrong.  Being rich should make your life easy.  Being super rich should make your life super easy.  Rihanna knows.

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