Alec Baldwin Roundhouses Dude Over Parking Spot

We’ve all had occasion to wait patiently for a parking spot to open; only to have it stolen by some asshole, void of courtesy because his parents didn’t love him enough to teach him the word no.  Then we watch as he hurriedly exits his car, staring down at the ground as if he doesn’t notice you’re there.  We all want to get out of our car and smack the piss out of that dude.  We all want to teach him the lesson his parents failed to.  To stand over his defenseless body and say, “Quit being a dickhead!  The world ain’t all about you!”

But we don’t do that.  We give them a little horn action, hold up the middle finger and drive off like a civilized member of society.   

We can’t afford to go to jail, we can’t afford a lawsuit, we can’t afford to get our ass kicked in the middle of the street, let’s face it…we can’t afford a lot of things that Alec Baldwin can evidently afford.  This dude is a great actor and I love him in nearly every movie he’s been in.  From drama to comedy, he can do it all.  

But off screen he just seems like the worst prick to ever put on pants.  Going off on airline staff for no reason, taking swings at photographers, refusing to show identification to the police when he gets stopped, leaving horrible voicemails to his 12-year-old daughter, now he punches a guy who took his parking spot…when does it end?  

Hey Alec Baldwin, we get that you have an amazing TV and Film career, we get that you’re super rich, we get that you’re friends with Jerry Seinfeld…but, that doesn’t mean you’re more important than the rest of us.   So, stop being a dickhead.  The world ain’t all about you.  

@toddmccomas