PMS 2.0 033 – An Incredibly Jolly Holiday Conversation/Celebration

On today’s show, Pat and the guys recap their Christmas breaks as Pat chats about his food preparations and getting his Shelby restored, Todd gives a scathing review of Holmes and Watson, and Digs breaks down his Christmas from hell. Pat also talks about calling the Packers and Lions game at Lambeau on Sunday and tries to learn a little more about the guys he’ll be calling the game with. They also look at this weekend’s NFL slate and decide which games are important in terms of playoff implications including Pat sending potential bulletin board material to the Titans before their tilt with the Colts on Sunday night, the guys debate about Tom Brady’s injury and whether or not the Patriots will be able to continue to run all over everybody. To close out the show, Pat asks people to send in phrases they’d like him to use on Sunday, with the best recommendation winning a $100 gift card to the store at patmcafeeshow.com. We hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas. It’s good to be back. Come and laugh with us, cheers.

EMERGENCY: TITANS MIGHT BE THE GREATEST SHOW OUT RIGHT NOW.

DISCLAIMER: I’m not made for the blogging world. 

Alright I’m back home for Christmas and all I’ve seen is people talking about this new DC Comics online streaming show… Here’s the trailer. 

Yeah I just finished streaming eleven episodes (Every episode is about fifty minutes). Santa is about to get here and I’m all jacked up. I stopped watching about thirty minutes ago and I’m puzzled, I’ve been looking online to see when season two is coming out. All I want for Christmas is to see what happens next. 

Let’s back up, apparently this show came out the middle of October. I had no idea but HOLY SHIT… This is the bounce back DC needed. This show is dark has good fight scenes and the story itself is very captivating.

I don’t want to ruin anything for you guys but I’ll break somethings dahn… Alright Dick Grayson is not a fan of Batman.

We have Starfire who just annihilates people with fire.

We also have Raven and she seems to be the main character basically and the reason why the team is put together. 

Also Gar… He’s a badass 

Holy Shit how could I forget about the beautiful MINKA KELLY who plays Dawn Granger.

Many more characters but this whole show had me on the edge of my seat nonstop action but I will say some storylines were kinda weird but other than that I can honestly say this is better than the Justice League movie (not saying much since a lot of people hated the movie). The only downfall about this show you have to head over to The DC Universe Website.

I thought I would hate this show because you have to jump on their subscription plan to watch their shit… but there is ways around not having to pay for the subscription but I ended up paying for it because IT WAS THAT GOOD. 

Thank you so much and Merry Christmas..If you’re looking for a show to binge before you have to get back to work, throw this on your list. 

From The Desk of Director of Morale 
Zito

This Weeks CTGSSOLRDBLWHCCP Award Goes To…..

Move over Lombardi, Heisman, Nagurski, Thorpe or any other football human that has an award named after them. There is officially a new king in the football awards community.  I introduce to you the Clausen, Tebow, Gabbert, Sanchez, Schaub, Osweiler, Leaf, Russell, Dilfer, Boller, Leinart, Weinke, Harrington, Carr, Couch, Peterman award. Each week I will be handing out this award to the QB that displayed an extreme proficiency in being terrible.

This weeks nominees are:

Blake Bortles: 10/18 for 104 Yards. 

Jaguars played the Steelers so I got to watch every snap of this game. It’s insane how little they trust Blake to throw at all. Blake had 5 completions to Wide Receivers all game. Don’t think he even attempted a throw more than 15 yards. His sidearm has gotten so ridiculous he’s basically Jennie Finch now. 

Blaine Gabbert: I don’t care what his stats were. The award is named after this man for a reason. Passes like these are an absolute thing of beauty for the brand. If Darius Leonard didn’t get drilled in the chest with the ball there were 2 more Colts right behind him. Hysterical. 

Ryan Fitzpatrick: 13/21 for 167 yards and 3 Interceptions

I feel bad doing this to Fitz because I actually enjoy what he’s doing. He’s on a dog shit team and he’s just throwing the ball up not giving a single fuck. It’s just hard to leave you off the list when you throw 3 picks and get replaced by Jameis who almost brings the team back for a win. 

This weeks winner for me is Blake Bortles. I feel horrible for Jaguars fans. I couldn’t imagine how frustrating it would be to have a good defense and running game be ruined by horrendous QB play. QB play so bad that you don’t even attempt to pass. That’s tough. 

Also be on the lookout for some Brand members to be getting back into the league shortly. With injuries starting to pile up we are entering the glory days of the NFL season. 

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Best of NFL internet week 10 edition

Each week on Sunday’s I am glued to the NFL and the internet so I might as well put it to good use and bring to you the best videos of the weekend from the NFL. These are not just highlights and good plays because you can get those from anywhere. These will be different. These are the videos that the big corporate shows are not going to show you. I mean some of the videos might be but you get the point. I’m also going to miss some videos because I’m human, the internet is a big place, and I’m lazy so understand that as well. Lets get this started.

LOLOLOL you do not have to be a Browns fan or a Dragon Ball Z fan to appreciate the genius of this video. I got a nice healthy laugh out of this. It couldn’t be more spot on. 

Love you Baker. Never Change. Nothing greater than waking up and feeling dangerous. Especially since you’re on the Browns and it won’t happen oftern. 

Aaron Donald is an animal. There is not an ounce of fat on that man. He might be the last human in the league that I would want to see putting his helmet on and rushing the field to fight me. He just dapped up a few guys, strapped up his helmet, and calmly went to pick a fight with another ginormous human. 

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1061802262521991168

Quenton Nelson is real life Juggernaut. Barry Church had no idea what he was getting into on this play. He honestly might retire after this season strictly because of this. 

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Something about Matt Ryan being mad is SO funny. Like look in the mirror guy. No one is going to pay attention to or take you being mad seriously. The voice in the video is exactly what you’d think Matt Ryan’s voice sounds like when he’s mad. 

Welcome back Khalil Mack. Thank god you got out of Oakland. 

Why does Floyd Mayweather need TWO NFL game balls? The fucking rich get richer. Guy has a horse shoe shoved up his ass. I probably would’ve given it to the 5th grader who doesn’t have a bazillion dollars and who knows how to read like 10 seats down but that’s just me. 

Tyreek Hill scores a TD and films his teammates celebrating said TD. Absolute Genius. You should not be flagged if the celebration is that well thought out. 

Can only imagine how well she took the loss. Some Golden Corral waitress did not deserve the tongue lashing she received later that night. 

Poor Tom. I’m starting to think that Belichick only runs this play for future evidence of why he cut Tom. 

This fucking guy. No words for this fucking guy. Or maybe I have a lot of words for him here: https://www.patmcafeeshow.com/nfl/former-steelers-rb-26-failing-rap-artist-is-done-in-pittsburgh/1217

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Oh and this video has nothing to do with the NFL but it’s phenomenal. 

I’ll do better next week.

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Degenerate Digs’ MNF Pick

Titans (+5/+6) @ Cowboys, O/U 40.5

The Cowboys are 3-4, the Titans are 3-4. Have the Cowboys really looked that much better than the Titans that it should be a 5 to 6 point spread? I don’t think so. Last time we saw these teams the Cowboys were losing to the Redskins on a last second kick while the Titans were across the pond going for 2 and the win against the Chargers. All these teams do is play close games. The Titans have had 5 games decided by 3 points or less and the Cowboys have had 4, I see it going that way tonight. Both teams are in the bottom 6 of offense and the top 2 in defense so everything leans towards this being a low scoring close game

Both teams are also coming off byes and I trust the Titans coaching staff much more than I do that white rice, plain oatmeal, clapping smiling robot piece of shit on the Cowboys sideline. You couldn’t have 2 more opposites in coaches than Vrabel who plays to win every game and Garrett who plays to not lose.

With all of that being said I’m going to go with the TITANS +5 & UNDER 40.5

Good Luck to Everyone. Bet at MyBookie.ag and follow those bets on the Sports Action App.  Follow my picks at myaction.app/Digs

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