Spider-Man: Far From Home First Trailer Is Here

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The Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer has finally graced us with its presence and seeing a Sony Pictures tweet have Marvel Studios on it is like the North/South Korea peace treaty. I wish there was a way for this trailer to not come out till after Avengers Endgame, but it is what it is. At least there’s some sort of relief that Spiderman and the others that disappeared will be back. Sort of a spoiler alert but no chance Black Panther was going to be dead forever anyways. It’s good to know Nick Fury will continue to be apart of the Marvel series after whatever blood bath with Thanos goes down in April. Jake Gyllenhaal being the villain of this movie really makes me hope that he’ll last longer than just one Euro trip with Spidey and Samuel L. Although this is not likely, a Gyllenhaal villain in the Marvel universe would be incredible. He could be like a combination of Nocturnal Animals and Nightcrawler and just be a weapon for Spiderman to battle with for years. Who knows, the only hope is that the Marvel world won’t slowly drag on and die once everyone is dead after the final Avengers. Everyone but Spider-Man, obviously. 

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Stan Lee, Dead at 95

It’s a sad day in the Marvel Universe as Stan Lee, the creator of so many of our favorite superhero’s, is dead at 95.

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Stan Lee dying is awful. Nobody wants to see a guy who’s had an impact on such a massive franchise to go anywhere. With that being said, Marvel is going to be fine, the movies are still going to be unreal, and even without Stan Lee’s cameo’s, I think the films will survive. Speaking of, Stan has been making cameos in movies since the 80s so here are five that will be ranked accordingly after the fact. 

The Amazing Spiderman

Stan Lee had noise canceling headphones before anyone did

Iron Man 3

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Ant Man

Michael Pena voicing over Stan Lee, always awesome

Guardians of the Galaxy  Vol. 2

I enjoy all of Stan Lee’s cameo’s which is why these are all evenly tied for fifth or first, whatever floats your boat. To a legend, thank you for the Marvel Universe. It’s something enjoyed by people of all ages and will continue to be watched all over the world. 

RIP Stan Lee. 

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Get A Load Of This Guy

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What in the hell is wrong with this guy? I mean what’re we doing here? I was under the impression the Pokémon Go phenomenon was dead and buried, but clearly no one has mentioned this to Chen San-yuan. Can you imagine his morning routine? Gets up at the asscrack of dawn, makes some tea, and then spends the next hour strapping this iPhone rig exo skeleton he’s created to his body. Look how many charging cables he has funneled into that little satchel! Chen is one spark away from being cooked alive and becoming a burning effigy. Here’s a closer look at the method to his madness.

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$1,000 (not sure of the conversion to yen) a month on in-app purchases and equipment to continue fueling his addiction.. bonkers. I do love his spin zone of saying that playing helps him fend off Alzheimer’s and allows him to meet countless people, no one can argue with that. I’d like to see some hard data on whether or not that is actually true, but in the meantime, I’ll take Chen San-yuan’s word for it.

Initially, I thought “Uncle Pokémon” here was just doing whatever possible to entertain his grandkids, but it’s evident that’s not the case. If you’re out playing Pokémon Go until 4 AM nightly, there’s no question you’ve alienated everyone and everything else in your life in your quest to catch them all. 

I won’t hate though, we’ve all got our vices, and if you’ve spent the last sixty years of your life breaking your back in some factory, by all means, play as much Pokémon Go as your heart desires. But he also needs to be careful, lest he wants to become another statistic.

Once people see this dude strolling around with a Doc Ock suit strapped to his body with all these different gadgets, these gangs of youth’s see a big cash cow and he could end up getting his ass ragdolled into a lake too. Stay safe out there, Uncle Pokémon. You don’t drain the remainder of your life savings and drive away anyone who has ever cared about you just to pack it in before the job is done, do you? No, you don’t. Just keep your head on a swivel out there.

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