Has This Dork Never Seen Bio-Dome?


So it appears Canadian Youtuber Kurtis Baute is planning on “sealing himself into a jar,” for three days to demonstrate the effect that global warming climate change has on the earth. He will be exposed to lethal levels of carbon dioxide, all in the name of science.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this experiment has already been done before, and the results were pretty disastrous. If you’re unfamiliar with what I’m talking about, I’d suggest watching the quintessential American classic, Bio-Dome.

Hmmmmm. Sounds like the same thing to me. He even looks like a poor man’s version of Pauly Shore! Unfortunately for Kurt, I think this goes one of two ways. He’s either going to get locked in this greenhouse prison for longer than three days and will succumb to carbon dioxide poisoning and die alongside the plants he’s trying to save. Or, he’s going to come out on the other side and realize that he just made a watered down version of Bio-Dome and have Stephen Baldwin and Pauly Shore’s lawyers crawling up his ass.

His third option? Shitcan all the stuff he’s trying to do to save the environment, and put all his time and effort into creating a potent strand of Purple Sticky Punch.