Detective Pikachu is my wet dream

https://twitter.com/VancityReynolds/status/1062027112041926656

WHAT IN THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. I don’t know how to describe what I am feeling but I am for sure going to do my best to describe it. I feel like I’m in junior high and I just saw my first whale tail thong for the first time again. I feel like I do on Christmas morning if Christmas was a surprise each year and I had no idea it was coming. I feel like someone in Hollywood has been watching my dreams each night and decided this was the dream that deserves to be a movie. Is my favorite actor going to be in a movie based upon my favorite childhood cartoon franchise? WHAT A FUCKING MONDAY, WHAT A TRAILER. 

This is Deadpool meets Ted, meets Pokemon. What else could you want?

This will be good because it is going to have Ryan Reynold’s dry dickhead humor put into a Pikachu that can talk. Its like Ted. Any stuffed animal cute looking thing with a dickhead personality is funny. 

This will also be good because strictly because it’s the first time we will see Pokemon on a screen since the weird Japanese cartoon drawings we grew up with. We are used to this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/pokemon-pikachu-hllwtNe9cnAeA

Versus this:

https://giphy.com/gifs/detectivepikachumovie-pikachu-detective-movie-LY8esM2vNnC0rVt4iA
https://giphy.com/gifs/detectivepikachumovie-pokemon-charizard-detective-pikachu-pHXNAFAtiJclbHhSes
https://giphy.com/gifs/detectivepikachumovie-pikachu-detective-movie-TgMGfnC35NlQMTJYgH

Its going to be like watching porn in 2000 vs 2018. You’re going to be blown away no matter what. 

I will be first in line for this movie and I better see every Pokemon ever created in this movie. 

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