Breaking: The Carolina Panthers Are Dead

The Panthers got their dicks kicked in from start to finish in every single aspect of the game. They had one play that worked twice and that was about it. That play was the ole Christian McCaffrey wheel route. 

https://twitter.com/Panthers/status/1060720344422481921

Now lets just check out the ass whooping one TD at a time. See if we can get them all. 

  1. Ben Roethlisberger 75 yards to Juju Smith-Schuster. 
https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1060707665871953920

The Panthers had just scored to go up 7-0, no worries. 1 play and 75 yards later Juju and his sicko mode cleats were dancing in the end zone. Stay lit JuJu, stay lit. 

https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1060694837488427009

2. The very next play Vinny Williams Pick 6 

https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1060709050793381888

Tons of credit to TJ Watt for forcing this piss poor decision by Cam. Just probably not the best idea to throw it up for grabs in the middle of the field. Respect the optimism though. 

3. James Conner 2 yard TD to make it 21-7

https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1060712765990494208

James the Punisher Conner doing what he does best. Scoring his 11th TD of the season. P.S. we have some dope new Conner shirts on the store. 

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4. Ben Roethlisberger 53 yards to Antonio Brown

https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1060722218651381760

These 2 make it look so easy. AB is so smooth when the ball is in the air doing the most subtle things to get some extra space from the corner. We knew he would have a big night after he showed he was so excited to get to the stadium today, getting pulled over going 100+ MPH in his nice little Porsche. 

https://twitter.com/kdka/status/1060585751279218694?s=21
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5. Ben Roethlisberger 12 yards to Vance McDonald 

https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1060731490122653699

Vance will make em dance. So you’ve got AB, JuJu, and Conner under control and then you have this bull in a china shop running down the middle of the field…. Good Luck. 

6. Ben Roethlisberger 8 yards to Jesse James

https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1060736763260370946

It’s officially a party and everyone is invited when the outlaw is getting in the end zone. 

7. Ben Roethlisberger 6 yards to the rookie Jaylen Samuels

https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1060738883120295936

At this point the Steelers were just fucking around and seeing if they could get anyone and everyone on the offense a TD. 

That was it for the TD’s but the shoutouts are not done yet. 

Special Teams: Boswell went 7-7 on Xp’s and drilled a 50 yard FG so he’s basically all the way back and Rosevelt Nix caused a fumble on a kickoff to set up an easy TD. 

https://twitter.com/steelers/status/1060737840454103040

Defense: 5 Sacks, 1 Inteception, 1 TD and put pressure on Cam all night.

It was an almost perfect game by all 3 phrases and a certain potential teammate was enjoying it all. 

https://twitter.com/LeVeonBell/status/1060707723514470400
https://twitter.com/LeVeonBell/status/1060711967353200640

Few other Notes:

I can’t be mad at Eric Reid because he was in a tough position but he definitely tried ending Ben’s life 

https://twitter.com/Alex_Kozora/status/1060735128614379522

This little hey my bad man its just business fist bump made everything fine for me. 

https://twitter.com/thecheckdown/status/1060736052803993600

This dude falling asleep on the bench pretty much summed up the Panthers night. 

https://twitter.com/JohnMiddlekauff/status/1060743890452377601

What a great night for the Steelers. Buy some merch here to celebrate. https://store.patmcafeeshow.com/collections/pittsburgh 

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