BREAKING: Game Of Thrones Is Coming Back In April 2019

Holy. Fucking. Shit. HBO dropping a Hiroshima sized A-bomb this morning about the final season of Thrones. No new footage released, but good God that trailer is sending me from six to midnight. Every battle. Every betrayal. Every risk. Every fight. Every sacrifice. Every death. All #ForTheThrone. What a tagline. 

Unfortunately, I think this gives us a hint that the bodies are going to pile up big time in the final stretch run here. Damn near everyone is going to die. I know it, you know it, the world knows it. So many storylines that need to be wrapped up in only six episodes… When do Dany and Jon realize they’re related? How many more times will Jaime and Cersei boink? What is Arya’s endgame? Who is going to end up on the Iron Throne– if anyone? Is Jon related to the Night King? How much carnage are we going to get in this final battle? Just thinking about all this shit is going to make my head explode.

I wasn’t expecting Thrones until mid-June if not July, so this is essentially Christmas coming early, and I feel like a ten year old waiting on Santa’s fat ass to slide down the chimney. It’s bittersweet that Thrones is coming to an end, but folks, we are in for one hell of a ride. All new beginnings come from some other beginnings end.

Also, if you want to watch every large scale battle from Thrones, you can do so here. Tweet me and let me know what you guys are looking forward to most as Thrones comes to a close.