Nathan Peterman is basically “death” in the final destination movies

I can’t believe the absolute disrespect that I am hearing from Bills fans. They started a GoFundMe to try and get Nathan Peterman to RETIRE. A QB who throws the most catchable ball in the NFL and has an award named after him. How dare they. An absolute egregious sign of disrespect. Well i’ve got news for you Bills fans. YOU CANT GET RID OF NATHAN PETERMAN.

Like Brock Osweiler, Nathan Peterman is a disease. You can’t get rid of Nathan Peterman. If he is on an NFL roster he is going to weasel his way onto that field somehow. Your starting QB will get hurt, your backup QB will get hurt, any other QB will be eaten by a pack of wolves. Somehow, someway, Brock Osweiler and Nathan Peterman will always find a way. Life finds a way.

With that being said, if you’re a loved one of Matt Barkley please hold him close. His life may be in jeopardy. There’s nothing you can really do to save him because Nathan Peterman is basically like death in the Final Destination movies and will find a way to kill any QB in front of him.

Im going to break the fourth wall here and admit to everyone that comparing Brock and Peterman to death in the Final Destination Movies is possibly the favorite thing i’ve ever done.

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