Degenerate Digs’ Thursday Night Football Picks

Miami Dolphins at the Houston Texans (-7.5) with a total of 44: Even though 7.5 is a great number, and great gamblers bet the number not teams, I trust the Dolphins 0% to stick within the 7.5.  They are without Kenny Stills and Albert Wilson with fucking Brock Osweiler as the QB. The Brock Osweiler that was so bad in Houston they got rid of him after a year into a 4 year 72 million dollar deal and then the 1-31 Cleveland Browns paid 16 million dollars to have him off their roster, that Brock Osweiler. Very excited to see Clowney, Watt, and the rest of the Texans get after their former QB.

With that being said I do not trust the Houston Texans to cover the 7.5 either.  I can’t do it. Yes, they have won 4 in a row but those wins came in close games against the Colts, Cowboys, Bills, and Jaguars. Those teams are a combined 10-18. Not to mention that they lost to the Titans & Giants. Oh and that win against the Bills was a gift from one Nathan Peterman. 

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MY PICK: This game has classic Thursday night shit show written all over it.  That’s why I will be going with the UNDER 44 and I feel very confident about it. Hammer it.

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Now for the College games

Its a packed Thursday night slate and I have a hard time not betting every game but I also don’t want to lose all my money for the weekend games. So here are the picks:

Baylor @ WVU -14, O/U 67.5: Im going MOUNTAINEERS -14 all night long. Coming off a bad loss to Iowa St with a bye week to prepare for this game, this is a huge comeback spot for WVU. Expect WVU to run up the score on a bad Baylor defense in a primetime spot.

Ball St @ Ohio -11.5, O/U 65: Bobcats by a million tonight and its not even close.  Take advantage of Ohio now before all the players have to start preparing for the greatest halloween party on earth. Ohio’s defense isn’t great but they have seemed to be getting better and Ball State’s offense is nothing to write home about. OHIO -11.5.

Good Luck to Everyone. Bet at MyBookie.ag and follow those bets on the Sports Action App.  Follow my picks at myaction.app/Digs

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