Best of NFL internet week 10 edition

Each week on Sunday’s I am glued to the NFL and the internet so I might as well put it to good use and bring to you the best videos of the weekend from the NFL. These are not just highlights and good plays because you can get those from anywhere. These will be different. These are the videos that the big corporate shows are not going to show you. I mean some of the videos might be but you get the point. I’m also going to miss some videos because I’m human, the internet is a big place, and I’m lazy so understand that as well. Lets get this started.

https://twitter.com/brickwallblitz/status/1061783590613204994?s=21

LOLOLOL you do not have to be a Browns fan or a Dragon Ball Z fan to appreciate the genius of this video. I got a nice healthy laugh out of this. It couldn’t be more spot on. 

https://twitter.com/BR_NFL/status/1061755398116397056

Love you Baker. Never Change. Nothing greater than waking up and feeling dangerous. Especially since you’re on the Browns and it won’t happen oftern. 

https://twitter.com/just_illxx/status/1061818544797544449

Aaron Donald is an animal. There is not an ounce of fat on that man. He might be the last human in the league that I would want to see putting his helmet on and rushing the field to fight me. He just dapped up a few guys, strapped up his helmet, and calmly went to pick a fight with another ginormous human. 

https://twitter.com/Colts/status/1061802262521991168

Quenton Nelson is real life Juggernaut. Barry Church had no idea what he was getting into on this play. He honestly might retire after this season strictly because of this. 

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https://twitter.com/leauxtarantino/status/1061746610684772353

Something about Matt Ryan being mad is SO funny. Like look in the mirror guy. No one is going to pay attention to or take you being mad seriously. The voice in the video is exactly what you’d think Matt Ryan’s voice sounds like when he’s mad. 

https://twitter.com/YahooSportsNFL/status/1061719844389715968

Welcome back Khalil Mack. Thank god you got out of Oakland. 

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1061762228024569856
https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/1061773307261837313

Why does Floyd Mayweather need TWO NFL game balls? The fucking rich get richer. Guy has a horse shoe shoved up his ass. I probably would’ve given it to the 5th grader who doesn’t have a bazillion dollars and who knows how to read like 10 seats down but that’s just me. 

https://twitter.com/WillBrinson/status/1061696734605254657

Tyreek Hill scores a TD and films his teammates celebrating said TD. Absolute Genius. You should not be flagged if the celebration is that well thought out. 

https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1061768382922539009

Can only imagine how well she took the loss. Some Golden Corral waitress did not deserve the tongue lashing she received later that night. 

https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1061719906830426113

Poor Tom. I’m starting to think that Belichick only runs this play for future evidence of why he cut Tom. 

https://tenor.com/view/tom-brady-patriots-eagles-sbvii-gif-11027640

This fucking guy. No words for this fucking guy. Or maybe I have a lot of words for him here: https://www.patmcafeeshow.com/nfl/former-steelers-rb-26-failing-rap-artist-is-done-in-pittsburgh/1217

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Oh and this video has nothing to do with the NFL but it’s phenomenal. 

https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/1061839931549483010

I’ll do better next week.

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Seahawks Fan Loses Bet With Himself, Internet Always Wins

The internet will check you… Every… Single… Time. Evan Hill, a Seattle Seahawks fan and blogger for @HawkBlogger had a rollercoaster ride of emotions on Sunday and found out the hard way. Seattle’s first rounder Rashaad Penny was well on his way to joining a long list of running backs drafted in the 1st round who just couldn’t hack it in the NFL. Instead he joins another list of running backs who made their fans put their word to the test and nuts on the table. After running 42 times for 146 yards in his first eight games Penny was really given a chance to prove himself after it was announced Chris Carson would not be playing.

Care to guess what happens next?

Penny ripped off 56 yards on his first two carries. 

https://twitter.com/DefPenSports/status/1061738683857027072
https://twitter.com/EvanonHB/status/1061738262358716417

As Penny picked up steam in the game so did Evan’s proclamation:

https://twitter.com/BendixenNFL/status/1061771877167828992

Penny would run 12 times for 108 yards and his first TD of the season. Now he will live forever immortalized on Evan’s chest. Yikes. Oh forgot to mention to make it worse, the Seahawks still lost the game to the Rams 36-31.

A sneak peak:

https://twitter.com/ktcar20/status/1061772514664148992

I can sympathize with Evan here as I too made what I thought at the time was an unattainable challenge out to the twitterverse. I woke up for the first NFL Sunday morning this season, quite hungover, saw folks giving the chosen one, our Pittsburgh savior, James Conner a hard time over his unique shag hairstyle. I told myself I wouldn’t allow this blasphemy to continue and I would stand with James. If he rushed for 100 yards and 2 TD’s against the Cleveland Browns (America’s new sweetheart at the time) that I would indeed cut my voluptuous mane to match his.  Didn’t think much of it, but the internet did. They RT’d that thing into the ground and weren’t going to let me off the hook.

135 yards and 2 TD’s later I was left with this… 

But it’s just hair, its grown back… mostly. Evan has unfortunately launched himself into a whole different stratosphere with a face tattoo on his chest.  I hope he goes through with it though, so we’re not forced to label him a low life scumbag who isn’t worth his salt and can never be trusted because a man who goes back on his word is a coward and a liar and a cheat and you get it. Give the people what they want Evan! Rashaad showed up for you, time to show up for him! 

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Degenerate Digs’ Sunday NFL Picks – 11/4

There’s nothing like gambling on an NFL Sunday. It can bring you the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. All of your bets can be looking amazing at 3PM only to have your heart ripped out by 4PM. NFL gambling is a fickle bitch and is not for the faint of heart. With that being said lets get into todays picks.

My favorite thing about todays picks is that they are all basically pick-em’s with exception to the Lions being +6. So all we are really doing here is picking the winners. Should be easy right? 

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1. Lions +6 @ Vikings, O/U 49

There’s only 2 ways this game goes. Vikings win by 30 or this game comes down to the wire. You never know what Lions team you’ll get but I’m banking on the good Lions since they got a shit game out of the way last week. The line is just too high for a division game when neither team has been consistent all year. LIONS +6

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2. Falcons +1 @ Redskins, O/U 48

I know the Redskins have a good record at 5-2 but I just don’t believe in them. They only score 20 points a game and that lines up very well for the Falcons. The Falcons big weakness is defense but I’m hoping coming off back to back wins and a bye week that Dan Quinn has sured that side of the ball up and will do well against a Redskins offense that isn’t blowing the doors off anyone. FALCONS +1

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3. Broncos +1 vs Texans, O/U 46

Denver has been good at home with their only 2 losses being to the Rams by 3 and the Chiefs by 4. The Texans O line is garbage and I expect DeShaun Watson to have Von Miller and Bradley Chubb in his face all day long. Houston’s secondary is also very banged up so look for the Broncos to have success through the air with Emmanuel Sanders and Courtland Sutton. BRONCOS +1

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4. Chargers -1 @ Seattle, O/U 47.5

The Chargers only 2 losses on the season are to the Rams and Chiefs who pretty much everyone has loss to. The Seahawks have been much better than I thought they would by having a good running game and a solid defense. Only problem with that though is the Chargers have the defense to stop that run game and the playmakers on offense to score enough points the Seahawks won’t be able to keep up with. The Chargers always play better on the road too since they get to play in front of an actual crowd. I also hate Russel Wilson so factor that into my pick. CHARGERS -1

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5. Saints +2 vs Rams, O/U 57.5

The Saints are getting points at home in the dome. I’ll repeat that…The Saints are getting points at home in the dome. That’s reason enough to take them today. Not to mention the league is rigged for Bree’s and this will go a long way to secure his first MVP, and possibly home field in the playoffs. Do not go against Drew Brees at home. That would be a mistake. SAINTS +2

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Good Luck to Everyone. Bet at MyBookie.ag and follow those bets on the Sports Action App.  Follow my picks at myaction.app/Digs

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