The NFL’s Version Of Death Is Almost Back

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I wrote this on November 9th:

Like Brock Osweiler, Nathan Peterman is a disease. You can’t get rid of Nathan Peterman. If he is on an NFL roster he is going to weasel his way onto that field somehow. Your starting QB will get hurt, your backup QB will get hurt, any other QB will be eaten by a pack of wolves. Somehow, someway, Brock Osweiler and Nathan Peterman will always find a way. Life finds a way. Nathan Peterman is basically like death in the Final Destination movies and will find a way to kill any QB in front of him.

There are somethings that you just know are for certain. Death, taxes, and Nathan Peterman being on an NFL roster. I could not be happier that it’s going to be with Gruden and the Raiders. We know that Gruden is just tank tank tank tank tankin (The Break Up Dinner Scene Song)  and what better QB to do it with than Nathan Peterman. 

Imagine this. Nathan Peterman starts for the Raiders almost all of 2019 after Derek Carr gets hurt so they obviously have the worst record in the league going into the 2020 season. They will be grooming 3 first round picks from the 2019 draft that will be building excitement for Vegas. The draft for the 2020 season is in Las Vegas, the City the Raiders will be moving to that same season and also have 2 first round picks and 2 second round picks. Gruden knows exactly what he’s doing and there is no way he does it without Peterman. 

Gruden over there playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers. 

See if you can find somewhere to bet on Raiders winning the Super Bowl in the next 10 years. 

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This Weeks CTGSSOLRDBLWHCCP Award Goes To…..

Move over Lombardi, Heisman, Nagurski, Thorpe or any other football human that has an award named after them. There is officially a new king in the football awards community.  I introduce to you the Clausen, Tebow, Gabbert, Sanchez, Schaub, Osweiler, Leaf, Russell, Dilfer, Boller, Leinart, Weinke, Harrington, Carr, Couch, Peterman award. Each week I will be handing out this award to the QB that displayed an extreme proficiency in being terrible.

This week is not a normal week for this award. This week the CTGSSOLRDBLWHCCP is a lifetime achievement award. An in memoriam award. A salute to one of our fallen brothers. 

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RIP Sweet Prince, you flew too close to the sun and now you’re gone to soon. I could not have asked for a better human to not only embrace this award but do his best to win it each week. A true hero that will never be forgotten. Nathan Peterman is the Harambe of the QB world. 

I’d like to highlight some of Nathan Peterman’s stats and greatest accomplishments. 

Nathan started 4 games, had 3 touchdowns, 12 interceptions, and a rating of 32.5. Well done Nathan, well done. Now for some career highlights. 

5 Interceptions against the Chargers.

Peterman comes in to throw 2 interceptions and win the game for the Texans

The End of Nathan Peterman. 3 Interceptions vs the Bears. 

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The best way to sum up Nathan Peterman is with a quote from Lao Tzu

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Nathan Peterman is basically “death” in the final destination movies

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I can’t believe the absolute disrespect that I am hearing from Bills fans. They started a GoFundMe to try and get Nathan Peterman to RETIRE. A QB who throws the most catchable ball in the NFL and has an award named after him. How dare they. An absolute egregious sign of disrespect. Well i’ve got news for you Bills fans. YOU CANT GET RID OF NATHAN PETERMAN. 

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Like Brock Osweiler, Nathan Peterman is a disease. You can’t get rid of Nathan Peterman. If he is on an NFL roster he is going to weasel his way onto that field somehow. Your starting QB will get hurt, your backup QB will get hurt, any other QB will be eaten by a pack of wolves. Somehow, someway, Brock Osweiler and Nathan Peterman will always find a way. Life finds a way. 

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With that being said, if you’re a loved one of Matt Barkley please hold him close. His life may be in jeopardy. There’s nothing you can really do to save him because Nathan Peterman is basically like death in the Final Destination movies and will find a way to kill any QB in front of him.

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Im going to break the fourth wall here and admit to everyone that comparing Brock and Peterman to death in the Final Destination Movies is possibly the favorite thing i’ve ever done. 

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PMS 2.0 019 – 49ers Legend George Kittle

On today’s show, Pat is joined by former Iowa Hawkeye and current TE for the San Francisco 49ers, George Kittle, who is making waves in the league right now. They chat about being overlooked in the league, who some of his favorite TE’s are, what Kyle Shanahan’s offense is like, and how Pat Angerer changed his football career (4:23-21:32). Later, Pat brings the guys in to talk about the new blog on PatMcAfeeShow.com and what they’ll be writing about. Digs covers some NFL news and gives out a few of his weekly awards, Zito and Connor talk Twitchcon and how the political attack ads are taking over TV, Todd chats about his comedy show from last weekend and dives into Brock Lesnar in the UFC and Floyd Mayweather getting into MMA, and Nick pops in to talk Lowe’s closing several stores, Pete Davidson, helicopters crashing, and a little hockey talk. Today’s a great one, come and laugh with us. Cheers.

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This Weeks CTGSSOLRDBLWHCCP Award Goes To…..

Move over Lombardi, Heisman, Nagurski, Thorpe or any other football human that has an award named after them. There is officially a new king in the football awards community.  I introduce to you the Clausen, Tebow, Gabbert, Sanchez, Schaub, Osweiler, Leaf, Russell, Dilfer, Boller, Leinart, Weinke, Harrington, Carr, Couch, Peterman award. Each week I will be handing out this award to the QB that displayed an extreme proficiency in being terrible.

Lets get to this weeks nominees:

1. Nathan Peterman: You have to respect a man that is so dedicated to the award that even though his name is already on the award he keeps trying to win it every single time he’s on the field. Lets take a look at the stats.

Not great Nate, not great. 50 Attempts for less than 200 yards and 3 picks is actually kind of impressive. DISCLAIMER* not all 3 picks were Peterman’s fault but when your an interceptionaholic it’s hard to stay away. He needs to throw them. They are his drug. Here are the highlights. 

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Good Job, Good Effort Nathan.

2. Sam Darnold: Sam has been flirting with the CTGSSOLRDBLWHCCP award for weeks now. He started hot but seems to have fallen off quite a bit now that the Jets are the Jets again. Let’s take a look at the stats and highlights.

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Here’s what makes Darnold’s performance so amazing, all of those interceptions were BAD interceptions. Like what the fuck was he thinking interceptions. Not only did he throw 4 interceptions but he threw 4 interceptions in a 13-6 game and one of them was a pick 6. Single handedly lost the game for the Jets. Hats off to you Mr Darnold. 

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3. Jamarcus Russell: Absolutely incredible. Jamarcus hasn’t taken a snap in the NFL in almost 10 years but he somehow has found his was onto the nominees list for this week. Are you asking why? Here is why.

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He’s my winner. Your time will come Darnold but this week my hat goes off to Jamarcus Russell. You should know that I respect lazy and not giving a fuck but this is an entirely different level. This is what the award is about. Going out there every week and just being as shitty as you can. Jamarcus is the poster boy for this award and I can’t thank him enough. 

Let me know who you think should have won in the comments below.

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