Chicago Bears Kings of The NFC North

DISCLAIMER: I’m not made for the blogging world. 

Yesterday watching the game I was a roller coaster of emotion, dreading about what happened in the first week.

I didn’t want to gain too fast of a lead like week one, only because that means Aaron Rodgers would have an other epic comeback and I wouldn’t be able to live with myself if they did that to us again.

Alright here were some other thoughts going through the ol’ cranium. The Packers were 0-6 or 7 on the road. They Didn’t have Mike McCartney  (not sure if that was good or bad). Was Mitchell Trubisky healthy… End of the day I knew that the defense would come through. I also knew Mitchell was on another level when he came in with this sweater.

So many plays stuck out from this game but for some reason this Khalil Mack butt sack..stuck out the most. Maybe because this is the first time I’ve seen a defensive player do this. Usually the first thing a coach teaches you always keep squared up with the ball but for some reason Khlil was able to do the impossible and get the tackle…I just imagined the truck back up noise when he made that tackle.

Coach Nagy was obviously a big part of all this.. I was saying last week he’s a legit football genius. His whole mantra “Be You” has created a culture in the locker room. You can see the whole team rally behind that saying and believing in their coach.

Coach Nagy is the second rookie coach to take the Bears to the playoff since George Halas and thats also been almost a century since that happened. Brings me to this why are the Bears winning I talked about it earlier. The culture that this new team has created is amazing…but I think one of the major reasons for this is CLUB DUB

End of the day people doubted what Bears could be.. I never doubted my quarterback or my team. I knew it was going to be a good year and whatever happens in the playoffs I’m behind them. Can you imagine a Club Dub Super Bowl Party. Let’s do it. 


From the Desk of Director of Morale

I Don’t Trust Nick Mullens For The Dumbest Reason Of All Time

After Kyle Shanahan confirmed Nick Mullens is going to start on Monday Night I was excited for the young man to perform during another primetime game but I also know that I can’t trust Nick Mullens to be consistently good. He’s doomed to have bad games and make horrible throws. Why you ask? Well he suffers from a rare QB condition that is incurable. There are ways to manage the condition and have good games but it will eventually doom him and his career. The condition is known as “ROMOEYEITUS” (Romo-eye-itus). Named after former QB and now weird announcer Tony Romo. It’s an extremely rare condition. Nick Mullens is only the 3rd QB to ever be diagnosed with said condition. The other 2 being Tony Romo (Obviously) and Mitch Trubisky. The only way to tell if your QB has this condition is to look into the eyes. This condition is strictly about the eyes, the eyes tell all. If your QB has beady little black eyes then they have Romoeyeitus. If this is the case, Sorry for your loss. Please see example A,B and C below. 

Tony Romo
Nick Mullens
Mitch Trubisky

Symptoms include: Good arm talent, Above average scrambling ability, Poor decision making, shitty ball security, Lacking the clutch gene, Throws nice interceptable ball, Weak back/shoulder/collar bone, Will be just good enough to keep around for a decade.

Please watch this educational video for Examples of what this rare condition can lead to. 

Tony Romo Calling His Own Bad Plays

You can call me an idiot now but when this blog is in the American Journal of Medicine I will have the last laugh. 

I’d also like it to be known that I am rooting for Mitch and Nick to overcome this condition and not succumb to it like Tony did. With advancements in todays medicine there is always a hope.

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