Mike McCarthy Gets Axed, The Packers Win

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Huge win yesterday for the Pack. Arguably the biggest lock of the century getting the Pack at -4. I told people to put the farm on it, because I hadn’t been this supremely confident with a bet in a looooooooong time. They were fired up, ready to run through a wall for anyone who wasn’t Mike McCarthy. On the opening drive of the game, Atlanta shoved it right down the defense’s throat, and Joe Philbin burned through two challenges 83 SECONDS INTO THE GAME. Lost both of them, and I was thinking the Pack were in store for another shit storm of a day. Then they rattled off 34 straight points and absolutely buried the Falcons. Rodgee was out there dropping dimes again, Davante Adams is tied for the most receiving tudder’s in the league with 12, Aaron Jones continues to solidify himself as one of the best young backs in the league, the defense racked up some sacks and had their first defensive touchdown of the season. 

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We’ve been preaching it for awhile here, but I think the Packers finally found their galvanizing force, and all they had to do was take Mike McCarthy behind the woodshed and put him down. I’m not going to shit on him anymore, I’m glad he got to address the team one final time, and the cell phone footage he shot at night at Lambeau was pretty awesome. He’ll land on his feet somewhere, thank God it won’t be in Green Bay.

I think the future is bright. I’m very optimistic about where things go from here. Rodgers is in the middle of a record setting streak of not throwing interceptions, and he just looked happy to be playing football out there, which hasn’t seemed to be the case the last couple of weeks.

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Still have a long ways to go. The Packers get more banged up each year it seems like, and they’re playing with guys who either started the season at the bottom of the depth chart or were on the practice squad. As always, they really need to shore up the defense in the offseason, but they’re in a better spot than they were last week, and that’s all you can ask for right now.

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I just hope they don’t win a couple of games here and get my hopes up for a potential playoff run. I know it’s not going to happen, but I can start to feel the hope seeping out of my pores. Crazier things have happened, just need a lot of teams to start shitting the bed here, which is definitely possible. Either way, things are starting to look a little bit brighter in Green Bay, and I couldn’t be more ecstatic. Love you 12.

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Best of NFL internet week 10 edition

Each week on Sunday’s I am glued to the NFL and the internet so I might as well put it to good use and bring to you the best videos of the weekend from the NFL. These are not just highlights and good plays because you can get those from anywhere. These will be different. These are the videos that the big corporate shows are not going to show you. I mean some of the videos might be but you get the point. I’m also going to miss some videos because I’m human, the internet is a big place, and I’m lazy so understand that as well. Lets get this started.

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LOLOLOL you do not have to be a Browns fan or a Dragon Ball Z fan to appreciate the genius of this video. I got a nice healthy laugh out of this. It couldn’t be more spot on. 

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Love you Baker. Never Change. Nothing greater than waking up and feeling dangerous. Especially since you’re on the Browns and it won’t happen oftern. 

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Aaron Donald is an animal. There is not an ounce of fat on that man. He might be the last human in the league that I would want to see putting his helmet on and rushing the field to fight me. He just dapped up a few guys, strapped up his helmet, and calmly went to pick a fight with another ginormous human. 

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Quenton Nelson is real life Juggernaut. Barry Church had no idea what he was getting into on this play. He honestly might retire after this season strictly because of this. 

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Something about Matt Ryan being mad is SO funny. Like look in the mirror guy. No one is going to pay attention to or take you being mad seriously. The voice in the video is exactly what you’d think Matt Ryan’s voice sounds like when he’s mad. 

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Welcome back Khalil Mack. Thank god you got out of Oakland. 

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Why does Floyd Mayweather need TWO NFL game balls? The fucking rich get richer. Guy has a horse shoe shoved up his ass. I probably would’ve given it to the 5th grader who doesn’t have a bazillion dollars and who knows how to read like 10 seats down but that’s just me. 

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Tyreek Hill scores a TD and films his teammates celebrating said TD. Absolute Genius. You should not be flagged if the celebration is that well thought out. 

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Can only imagine how well she took the loss. Some Golden Corral waitress did not deserve the tongue lashing she received later that night. 

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Poor Tom. I’m starting to think that Belichick only runs this play for future evidence of why he cut Tom. 

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This fucking guy. No words for this fucking guy. Or maybe I have a lot of words for him here: https://www.patmcafeeshow.com/nfl/former-steelers-rb-26-failing-rap-artist-is-done-in-pittsburgh/1217

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Oh and this video has nothing to do with the NFL but it’s phenomenal. 

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I’ll do better next week.

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Digs’ Sunday NFL Picks

There’s nothing like gambling on an NFL Sunday. It can bring you the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. All of your bets can be looking amazing at 3PM only to have your heart ripped out by 4PM. NFL gambling is a fickle bitch and is not for the faint of heart. With that being said lets get into todays picks.

FALCONS -7 @ BROWNS, O/U 51

Falcons have won 3 in a row and are starting to get hot at the right time while the Browns are still the Browns even though they got rid of the worst coach of all time. I liked the line much better at 5 but I would still roll with the Falcons who have much more to play for than the Browns. Oh and Julio remembered how to score TD’s again. 

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LIONS +7.5 @ BEARS, O/U 44.5

This one is pretty simple for me. The public is HIGH on the Bears while the Lions have fallen off in the public eye the last 2 weeks. The Bears offense is not good enough to be a 7 point favorite against the Lions. This line should’ve been more like 3-4 points so I am rolling with the LIONS all day especially with that pesky little hook at the end.

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JAGUARS +3 @ COLTS, O/U 48

If there is a bet that’s going to fuck me today it’s going to be this one. I am banking on he Jaguars remembering how to play football with them coming off a bye and getting Fournette back. I know the Colts O line is better than it has been the last few years but they are young and I’m thinking the Jags D line causes fits all day long. Give me the Jags and the points. 

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EAGLES -8 vs COWBOYS, O/U 45

Eagles and Doug Pederson coming off a bye facing the Jason Garrett led Cowboys. Thats a mismatch if i’ve ever seen one. The Cowboys can’t score and will continue to not score against the Eagles. As long as the eagles get to 24 points this one shouldn’t be an issue. Eagles -8 at home on Sunday Night

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And just like every other day. Make sure you parlay those. Nothing worse than going 4-0 and realizing if you parlayed you would’ve won so much more. 

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Good Luck to Everyone. Bet at MyBookie.ag and follow those bets on the Sports Action App. Follow my picks at myaction.app/Digs

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Degenerate Digs’ Sunday NFL Picks – 11/4

There’s nothing like gambling on an NFL Sunday. It can bring you the highest of highs and the lowest of lows. All of your bets can be looking amazing at 3PM only to have your heart ripped out by 4PM. NFL gambling is a fickle bitch and is not for the faint of heart. With that being said lets get into todays picks.

My favorite thing about todays picks is that they are all basically pick-em’s with exception to the Lions being +6. So all we are really doing here is picking the winners. Should be easy right? 

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1. Lions +6 @ Vikings, O/U 49

There’s only 2 ways this game goes. Vikings win by 30 or this game comes down to the wire. You never know what Lions team you’ll get but I’m banking on the good Lions since they got a shit game out of the way last week. The line is just too high for a division game when neither team has been consistent all year. LIONS +6

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2. Falcons +1 @ Redskins, O/U 48

I know the Redskins have a good record at 5-2 but I just don’t believe in them. They only score 20 points a game and that lines up very well for the Falcons. The Falcons big weakness is defense but I’m hoping coming off back to back wins and a bye week that Dan Quinn has sured that side of the ball up and will do well against a Redskins offense that isn’t blowing the doors off anyone. FALCONS +1

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3. Broncos +1 vs Texans, O/U 46

Denver has been good at home with their only 2 losses being to the Rams by 3 and the Chiefs by 4. The Texans O line is garbage and I expect DeShaun Watson to have Von Miller and Bradley Chubb in his face all day long. Houston’s secondary is also very banged up so look for the Broncos to have success through the air with Emmanuel Sanders and Courtland Sutton. BRONCOS +1

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4. Chargers -1 @ Seattle, O/U 47.5

The Chargers only 2 losses on the season are to the Rams and Chiefs who pretty much everyone has loss to. The Seahawks have been much better than I thought they would by having a good running game and a solid defense. Only problem with that though is the Chargers have the defense to stop that run game and the playmakers on offense to score enough points the Seahawks won’t be able to keep up with. The Chargers always play better on the road too since they get to play in front of an actual crowd. I also hate Russel Wilson so factor that into my pick. CHARGERS -1

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5. Saints +2 vs Rams, O/U 57.5

The Saints are getting points at home in the dome. I’ll repeat that…The Saints are getting points at home in the dome. That’s reason enough to take them today. Not to mention the league is rigged for Bree’s and this will go a long way to secure his first MVP, and possibly home field in the playoffs. Do not go against Drew Brees at home. That would be a mistake. SAINTS +2

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Good Luck to Everyone. Bet at MyBookie.ag and follow those bets on the Sports Action App.  Follow my picks at myaction.app/Digs

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