A Dead Pimp Wins Nevada Election And I Love It

Former star of HBO’s Cathouse and owner of 7 brothels, Denis Hof was found dead last month by a Ron Jeremy and a prostitute and was still elected to the Nevada State Assembly yesterday.  The people have spoken!

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Nevada gives zero fucks!  They don’t care if you make a living as a pimp, they don’t care if you’ve been accused of sexual assault and they don’t care if you’re dead!  All they care about is that your name has an R next to it!  Regardless of which way you lean, you have to respect the conviction.

I’m not going to speak ill of Dennis Hof.  Being a pimp is legal in Nevada as long as you fill out the paperwork.  Yes, he was being investigated for a sexual assault allegation but we didn’t get a chance to hear the results.  And yes, he is dead but that eventually happens to even the best of us.  But should we speak ill of the voters in Nevada for electing a candidate with this resume?

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Nah.  Maybe they don’t read the internet, maybe they were just trying to make a statement, or maybe they just thought it would be funny.  Who cares?  It’s their vote and they should use it how they want.  That’s democracy.  That’s America.  And I love it!

@toddmccomas

Political Attack Ads Against My Dogs

Only one of my dogs gets to stay with my girlfriend’s mom this Saturday night.  So, in honor of Election Day we decided to put it to a vote.  Tweet me and let me know who you voted for.

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Thanks for watching and remember…every vote counts.  – @toddmccomas

Will Ferrell’s Home Invasion

If you want to win an election for Governor of Georgia, you don’t need to spend a bunch of money on political attack ads against your opponent.  All you need is the most beloved celebrity in the history of celebrity to campaign for you door-to-door.

Will Ferrell went Old School in support of Democratic candidate Stacey Abrams by knocking on doors to encourage people to vote early.  Next to maybe Jesus, is there anyone better to have in your corner?  

In fact, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say I’d choose Ferrell over Jesus.  When you’re Jesus it’s hard not to bring religion into the mix, so why risk that.  Everyone loves Will Ferrell!  “Darlene, who’s at the damn door?!  Oh my God!  It’s Ricky Bobby!!!”  Score two votes from a couple that’s never voted before.

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I usually lean Republican but I’d vote Marxist if it got me a selfie with Will Ferrell.  I don’t know Stacey Abrams and I don’t know her politics but I love me some Will Ferrell.  I’m not assuming the fine people of Georgia are as shallow as I am, but if I was a betting man I’d take Abrams at +100.  By the way, she’s the only candidate that’s not opposing sports betting legislation.  I looked it up.

@toddmccomas