Nathan Peterman is basically “death” in the final destination movies

I can’t believe the absolute disrespect that I am hearing from Bills fans. They started a GoFundMe to try and get Nathan Peterman to RETIRE. A QB who throws the most catchable ball in the NFL and has an award named after him. How dare they. An absolute egregious sign of disrespect. Well i’ve got news for you Bills fans. YOU CANT GET RID OF NATHAN PETERMAN.

Like Brock Osweiler, Nathan Peterman is a disease. You can’t get rid of Nathan Peterman. If he is on an NFL roster he is going to weasel his way onto that field somehow. Your starting QB will get hurt, your backup QB will get hurt, any other QB will be eaten by a pack of wolves. Somehow, someway, Brock Osweiler and Nathan Peterman will always find a way. Life finds a way.

With that being said, if you’re a loved one of Matt Barkley please hold him close. His life may be in jeopardy. There’s nothing you can really do to save him because Nathan Peterman is basically like death in the Final Destination movies and will find a way to kill any QB in front of him.

Im going to break the fourth wall here and admit to everyone that comparing Brock and Peterman to death in the Final Destination Movies is possibly the favorite thing i’ve ever done.

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Heartland Radio 2.0 Ep. 18 – Political Attack Ads

On today’s show, the guys cover an American Airlines baggage handler falling asleep in the cargo hold of a plane in Kansas City and waking up in Chicago, an Australian man who died after being in a coma for several years after eating a slug and contracting rat lungworm, a 22-year-old Scottish man having his testicles bitten off by his own English bulldog, and a Buffalo Bills fan finding human feces under his seat before a game. Todd also wants to know what faction or group of people the guys would choose to lead from any time period. They also play a little fact or fiction, answer some listener questions involving forming political attack ads for each other and handpicking superpowers, and they end the show with some vitamin thoughts. It’s a great time, come and join us.

This episode features @toddmccomas, @PatMcAfeeShow, @Digz, @nickmaraldo, @tyschmit, @BostonConnr, @VivalaZito, @evanfoxy, and @baileymccomas

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