This Weeks CTGSSOLRDBLWHCCP Award Goes To…..

Move over Lombardi, Heisman, Nagurski, Thorpe or any other football human that has an award named after them. There is officially a new king in the football awards community.  I introduce to you the Clausen, Tebow, Gabbert, Sanchez, Schaub, Osweiler, Leaf, Russell, Dilfer, Boller, Leinart, Weinke, Harrington, Carr, Couch, Peterman award. Each week I will be handing out this award to the QB that displayed an extreme proficiency in being terrible.

This weeks nominees are:

Blake Bortles: 10/18 for 104 Yards. 

Jaguars played the Steelers so I got to watch every snap of this game. It’s insane how little they trust Blake to throw at all. Blake had 5 completions to Wide Receivers all game. Don’t think he even attempted a throw more than 15 yards. His sidearm has gotten so ridiculous he’s basically Jennie Finch now. 

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Blaine Gabbert: I don’t care what his stats were. The award is named after this man for a reason. Passes like these are an absolute thing of beauty for the brand. If Darius Leonard didn’t get drilled in the chest with the ball there were 2 more Colts right behind him. Hysterical. 

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Ryan Fitzpatrick: 13/21 for 167 yards and 3 Interceptions

I feel bad doing this to Fitz because I actually enjoy what he’s doing. He’s on a dog shit team and he’s just throwing the ball up not giving a single fuck. It’s just hard to leave you off the list when you throw 3 picks and get replaced by Jameis who almost brings the team back for a win. 

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This weeks winner for me is Blake Bortles. I feel horrible for Jaguars fans. I couldn’t imagine how frustrating it would be to have a good defense and running game be ruined by horrendous QB play. QB play so bad that you don’t even attempt to pass. That’s tough. 

Also be on the lookout for some Brand members to be getting back into the league shortly. With injuries starting to pile up we are entering the glory days of the NFL season. 

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Introducing The Greatest Award In Football

Move over Lombardi, Heisman, Nagurski, Thorpe or any other football human that has an award named after them. There is officially a new king in the football awards community.  I introduce to you the Clausen, Tebow, Gabbert, Sanchez, Schaub, Osweiler, Leaf, Russell, Dilfer, Boller, Leinart, Weinke, Harrington, Carr, Couch, Peterman award. Each week I will be handing out this award to the QB that displayed an extreme proficiency in being terrible.

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Here is how I got here. Sometimes I hate today’s NFL. It’s all about offense and scoring points which is fine and dandy but it’s sometimes frustrating to watch. There’s no more suspense, it’s basically just who has the ball last. For example, Tampa Bay scores with 1:05 left yesterday against the Bengals to tie the game and my first thought was 1:05 is WAY to much time left on the clock. That’s absurd for me to think that. There was a time when you were in big trouble if it was under 2 minutes and your QB wasn’t Brady, Manning, Brees, or one of the other top tier QB’s in the league. Now I’m like “Oh Fuck Dalton has a minute to score.” A minute being enough time for Andy Fucking Dalton is unbelievable. Obviously the Bengals went down and kicked the FG to win easily. 

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So instead of continuing to be frustrated by everything I decided to embrace and Love bad QB play. It keeps me on the edge of my seat. You never know what one of these assholes is going to do. It’s Phenomenal. Pat’s brand is good kicking & punting and my brand is bad QB play. 

Now that you know why this award was created, here are the nominees for week 8:

  1. Blake Bortles: 24/41 for 286 Yards and a Touchdown. Not a terrible stat line but if you watched the game there is really only 3 plays the Jaguars can run. Blake throw crossing route, Blake miss throw to RB in flat, or Blake try to scramble and run. It really is a fun offense to watch.
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2. Jameis Winston: 18/35 for 276 yards with 1 TD & 4 Int’s. Throwing 4 interceptions, getting benched, and your backup coming back from 17 down and metaphorically fucking your future is hilarious. Classic Fitzmagic. 

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3. Eli Manning: 30/47 for 316 Yards with 1 TD & 2 Int’s. Eli might actually be the worst QB in the NFL right now. He moves in the pocket like the electronic football player that stays in one place and does nothing but spin in circles until it falls over for no reason at all.

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Eli has to be the most scared human to ever play QB. The routine now is Drop back, stare at defensive line, sack or throw it up to avoid being hit for the 30th time of the game. I could watch these Eli Highlights all day!

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4. Whoever starts for the Bills tonight

Vote Below in the comments on who you think should win this week.

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