3 Shark Attacks In Same Harbor: Don’t Swim Here!

There has been 3 shark attacks in the same Australian harbor this year.  3!  How do you get to 3?!  You’re swimming in an area where 2 different people were separately attacked by sharks!  Swim in an area where 0 different people have been separately NOT attacked by sharks!


William McKinley was the 3rd president assassinated in the U.S.  That’s not his fault.  If he was the 3rd president assassinated in the same year in McCook, Nebraska…his fault.  Word on shark attacks and assassinations of presidents gets out very quickly.  After the 2nd assassination, people everywhere would be like “Man, there’s a lot of assassins in McCook, Nebraska.  Don’t go there if you’re important.”

Don’t be the 3rd person to die in the same place 2 other people just died doing the same thing you’re about to do.  You get it.  Buy the shirt.


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Political Attack Ads Against My Dogs

Only one of my dogs gets to stay with my girlfriend’s mom this Saturday night.  So, in honor of Election Day we decided to put it to a vote.  Tweet me and let me know who you voted for.

Paid for by my dog Carter
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Thanks for watching and remember…every vote counts.  – @toddmccomas