Harvard Scientists Confirm Aliens Are Probably Real


This isn’t good, folks. If these scientists from Harvard are as smart as we think they are, it appears they discovered an alien spacecraft tumbling past the sun in late 2017, which more than likely means we are moving closer and closer to some sort of global event. The only question that remains is whether it will be an Independence Day/Mars Attacks! type of situation or an Arrival type of situation.

Luckily for us, if this is some sort of Alien spacecraft, I think their technology has been vastly over exaggerated. This “spacecraft” looks like a floating piece of shit, not some destroyer that could come in and demolish the earth in a moment’s notice. It’s like seeing the floating piece of shit from Joe Dirt drift past the earth and assuming we’re all doomed. If this is what they’re working with, I have no doubts that if they decided to attack, we could send a WWII-era bomber (or any plane with propellers) up there and take it out in one fell swoop. I can see everyone at NASA laughing their asses off right now, roasting these poor aliens.

But just in case this vehicle is some sort of shape shifter and I’m vastly underselling its technological superiority and we need to send the United States Space Force into the Fog of War, here’s a video for you to mull over if some sort of attack is imminent.

What do you guys think? Is this cause for concern, or would the Space Force take this vessel down with enough time to be back home for some hot chow? It really could go either way.

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