The NFL’s Version Of Death Is Almost Back

I wrote this on November 9th:

Like Brock Osweiler, Nathan Peterman is a disease. You can’t get rid of Nathan Peterman. If he is on an NFL roster he is going to weasel his way onto that field somehow. Your starting QB will get hurt, your backup QB will get hurt, any other QB will be eaten by a pack of wolves. Somehow, someway, Brock Osweiler and Nathan Peterman will always find a way. Life finds a way. Nathan Peterman is basically like death in the Final Destination movies and will find a way to kill any QB in front of him.

There are somethings that you just know are for certain. Death, taxes, and Nathan Peterman being on an NFL roster. I could not be happier that it’s going to be with Gruden and the Raiders. We know that Gruden is just tank tank tank tank tankin (The Break Up Dinner Scene Song)  and what better QB to do it with than Nathan Peterman. 

Imagine this. Nathan Peterman starts for the Raiders almost all of 2019 after Derek Carr gets hurt so they obviously have the worst record in the league going into the 2020 season. They will be grooming 3 first round picks from the 2019 draft that will be building excitement for Vegas. The draft for the 2020 season is in Las Vegas, the City the Raiders will be moving to that same season and also have 2 first round picks and 2 second round picks. Gruden knows exactly what he’s doing and there is no way he does it without Peterman. 

Gruden over there playing chess while the rest of us are playing checkers. 

See if you can find somewhere to bet on Raiders winning the Super Bowl in the next 10 years. 

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